
The Interior Department has taken disciplinary action against more than a half dozen workers who accepted lavish gifts, partied and in some cases had sex with employees from the energy companies they regulated. Pictured above, Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne tells a particularly worthless worm of a staffer that he’s been a bad boy…a very baaaad boy.

Diane Sawyer sits with former call girl Ashley Dupre and the head of former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer (which Miss Dupre says came with the silver platter).

Twice married (to women!) Prop 8 supporter Chuck Norris swoops in to battle Gay Anarchy at an anti Prop 8 rally in California.

World leaders battling a historic economic crisis agreed Saturday to flag risky investing and regulatory weak spots in hopes of avoiding future financial meltdowns. However, some dissension among the Japanese delegation is being handled by a traditional method of conflict resolution.

Presidential hopeful, John McCain reacts to Dick Cheney’s ringing endorsement this morning.

Having had enough of Joe Biden’s heckling during an event in Ohio yesterday, Presidential hopeful John McCain warns his fellow Senator of the knuckle sandwich that awaits.