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Presidential hopeful John McCain enjoys some straight-from-the-teat pig milk with friends Tigger and Piglet before heading off to Mississippi to match wits with Barack Obama tonight.

President Bush shows Congressional leaders our $700 billion pile of magic beans.

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Master of the squeezebox and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury, Henry Paulson serenades reporters and Congressional leaders with a song he wrote about his $1 trillion plan to avoid an imminent meltdown of the U.S. financial system.

After 7 1/2 years of wondering what’s behind that dang door, President Bush finally discovers the Gay Wing of the White House.

Attempting to silence talk that North Korean leader Kim Jong-il is gravely ill, the Information Ministry of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has produced this photo of their leader at New York’s recent Fashion Week.

Responding to charges that Dept. of the Interior employees responsible for collecting billions of dollars in federal oil royalties operated in a “culture of substance abuse and promiscuity” that included having sex with energy company employees, accepting lavish gifts and rigging contracts to favored firms, Secretary of the Interior Dirk Kempthorne says, “Drill here! Drill now!”

A surprise addition to the O.J. Simpson legal team, Don Gorske of Fond du Lac, Wisconsin who has eaten over 23,000 McDonald’s Big Mac sandwiches since 1972, enjoys another one as a hungry Simpson looks on during jury selection for his trial in Las Vegas, Nevada.

At the conclusion of his speech at the RNC, former Mayor of New York, Rudy Giuliani says to the delegates, “Before I go, I’d just like the opportunity to say Nine-Eleven one more time.”

Rudy is the King of 9/11.

The fabulous Lady 9/11.

Presidential hopeful, John McCain and his VP pick, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin practice a favorite scene from Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi that they’ll perform on stage at the upcoming Republican National Convention.