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Presidential hopeful John McCain explains that the 5 ½ years he spent as a guest of the North Vietnamese government clearly gives him the right to wear his underwear over his clothes.

Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama watches his wife Michelle speak on television from the 2008 Democratic National Convention in Kansas City, August 25, 2008. Obama is joined by Alicia Girardeau, her daughters Hannah and Lindsay, and their family dog, Marbles; happily attacking his privates.

In the midst of the controversy surrounding his inability to recall the total number of homes he owns, Presidential hopeful John McCain is brought back to this nine-bedroom Phoenix mansion the McCains swapped for a condo downtown by the Ghost of Christmas Past.

Presidential hopeful, Senator Barack Obama practices his synchronized swimming routine in preparation for the upcoming Democratic Party National Convention.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are all smiles after viewing the ‘Waterboarding Thrill Ride’, an animatronic diorama of a waterboarding scene by artist Steve Powers at the Coney Island arcade in New York.

“Although this is one handsome baby,” says former Presidential hopeful, John Edwards, “he clearly bears no resemblance to me.  None whatsoever!”

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il views the Paris Hilton for President video with serious interest … very serious interest.

Unable to to come to terms with the Green Bay Packers, Brett Favre keeps in shape by practicing with some lowland gorillas in the Republic of Congo yesterday. 

“The real question, my friends, is who is better prepared to answer that call at 3 a.m.? Some celebrity with no real experience, or a straight-talker who has been practicing with this banana phone?”