Israel’s Ehud Barak Puts Iran Rumor to Rest
“See,” says Israel’s Defense Minister Ehud Barak, “I’m at least 7 centimeters taller than this putz.”
July 31, 2008
July 28, 2008
Rachael Ray’s Pet Food Riot
Daytime talk show host and pet lover Rachael Ray launches a new line of super premium dog food and treats called Rachael Ray Nutrish as Indian riot police beat back a hungry mob.
July 23, 2008
Taliban Begin New Offensive
The Taliban has announced that it is poised to launch an offensive against bitter enemies, misty mountains, rainbows, surfing bulldogs, Hello Kitty ™ and soft-serve vanilla ice cream.
July 22, 2008
McCain Reacts to NY Times Op-Ed Snub
Enraged by the rejection of his Op-Ed article by the New York Times, presidential hopeful, Senator John McCain tears the head off a Times reader in a Washington park yesterday.
July 21, 2008
Nuk Nuk Nuk from Sadr City
An Iraqi demonstrator holds up a portrait of Shiite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr during a protest following Friday prayers in Baghdad’s Sadr City.
July 17, 2008
Hell’s Angels at Conference on Dialogue
Few would have believed that a Hell’s Angels facilitated World Conference on Dialogue would achieve its lofty goals.
July 16, 2008
Bush Sees Pink Elephant
“He’s right here,” President George W. Bush shouts during this morning’s press conference. “The pink elephant…RIGHT HERE…You don’t see him?”
July 15, 2008
Miss Universe Pageant
Miss Panama, Miss Venezuela, Miss Israel and Miss Zombie Island pose at Diamond Bay Resort in the Vietnamese city of Nha Trang on the eve of the Miss Universe pageant.
July 14, 2008
Cheney Will Eat the Competition
Vice President Dick Cheney says he’s looking forward to the next phase of his public life in the dog-eat-dog world of competitive eating.
July 7, 2008
July 2008 Pictures
Republican presidential candidate US Senator John McCain (R) stands with his new economic advisor, an unnamed Sadhu holy man, as he take questions from the media yesterday.
Concerned that the candidate “is all skin and bones”, a supporter tosses Senator Barack Obama a shrimp po’boy during a town hall meeting at McEachern High School in Powder Springs, Georgia, July 8, 2008.
Hesitant to admit that they misplaced the originals, U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Czech Minister of Foreign Affairs Karel Schwarzenberg try to pass off magazines Dr. Rice bought in the airport as documents of a treaty they signed in Prague July 8, 2008, allowing the U.S. to build a missile defense radar thigamajig in the Czech Republic.
Sad but true, but even tiny funsters, Bunnyman & Pig Boy can’t get Bush & Rove to see eye-to-eye again.
Presidential hopeful, John McCain gets set to deliver the “old one-two” on an unfortunate bull during the San Fermin bull run on July 7, 2008, in Pamplona, northern Spain.