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June 1, 2008

June 2008 Pictures

Filed under: America Squats — Jimmy McSquats @ 00:01

Obama Bikini 

Senator Barack Obama comforts a student while they discuss her financial aid situation. “Just look at me,” said the sobbing co-ed, “I can’t afford to go to the tanning salon anymore and have to rely on that bright thing in the sky. Sometimes it’s behind puffy white stuff, and it goes away, like, every night. How can I get an even tan with that thing? It’s just not fair!”

 Tiger Woods vs. Jeff Shields

Fresh from his stunning victory at the 2008 U.S. Open, Tiger Woods goes toe-to-toe with Tampa Bay pitcher Jeff Shields.

 McSame Sex

McSame and Same-sex couples embrace and hold hands at a symbolic group commitment ceremony for same-sex couples in West Hollywood, California.

 Pope Shows Bush a Neat Trick

“Dang, that’s a real neat trick, your Majesty!”

 Iranian Kegerator

Proving that you can make a kegerator out of a container once used to store radioactive material, Iranian technicians get set to enjoy a few cold ones at the Uranium Conversion Facilities in Isfahan yesterday.

 Ahmadinejad vs. Roy Williams

Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad waves to journalists before being tackled by Dallas Cowboys Safety Roy Williams for a 4 yard loss.

 Laura Bush and World’s Smallest Bodybuilder, Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev

Under the protection of armed guards and the world’s smallest bodybuilder, Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev, First Lady Laura Bush blathers on about something or other at an enormous cost to U.S. taxpayers this morning in Afghanistan.

 Icahn Mayo

Private equity investor Carl Icahn asks, “a jar of WHAT is flying toward my head?”

Bush, McCain and Mimes 

Accompanied by their respective mimes, President George W. Bush and Senator John McCain meet in Washington D.C.

 Poopdeck Pappy McCain

Presidential hopeful John McCain bears a striking resemblance to Popeye’s estranged father, Poopdeck Pappy.

 Obama Header

Japan’s Yoshito Okubo, Oman’s Ahmed Hadid and Senator Barack Obama battle for the ball at a qualification soccer match for 2010 FIFA World Cup in Yokohama, south of Tokyo June 2, 2008.

 Town Wolfe Stays Clean

A reveller throws tomatoes during the “IV Tomatina Colombiana” festival in Sutamarchan, Colombia as author Tom Wolfe looks on.

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