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@#$% it! I’ll do it live! The ‘No Spin Zone’ wedding no one wants to talk about.

Earthquake in China: OJ’s got a holiday ham.

Lebron James tells Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton to sit her ass down.

A scheduling error puts John McCain and McClones together at the same event.

Behold the Hillary Potato!

The Pope wonders, What’s going on inside Laura Bush–specifically, what’s up her ass?

Pope John McCain I

Coach McCain and those loveable Wash Caps.

Obamania!

Amy Winehouse recently underwent a court ordered head swap with the world’s first cloned dog.

Planting a tree and some pretty Bushes.

Dateline New Hampshire: Hillary fights back!

Party girl and mother, Britney Spears brings peace to Kenya.

Set up a microphone and a podium and he will come.

Roger Ahmadinejad / Hugo Clemens

You tell me.

Bill Clinton attempts to reconnect with the black community.

Scary voodoo woman touches Obama with John McCain’s hand.

This one has no name, no ‘larger point’ or hidden meaning. I merged a photo of Rusty Harden (Roger Clemen’s inept lawyer) with a photo of a woman emerging from freezing water during some Polar Bear Club hijinx. Why? Because I can.

Chelsea Clinton shows off her new tattoo.

Hillabee. Evidence of my own personal Cubist Period.

They’re coming to Obama. Find Chelsea and give yourself a prize.

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is my muse.