Squatters@Home

April 30, 2008

The Professor’s Post (Click on Thumbnail to View Larger Image)

Filed under: The Professor's Post — Professor @ 00:03

Spooky, no?

Spooky, no?

McCain’s Georgia Home

McCain, visiting one of his homes, knew it was in Georgia, had no idea it was in that Georgia.

McCain Proof

John McCain is pulling out all the stops in an attempt to identify with Latino voters.

hey hey hey

Hey, hey, hey…What’s happening?

Obama Chillin’

I think I know why Obama is so relaxed as a public speaker.

Bowlside News

John McCain stunned reporters this week with his first “bowlside” news conference. The candidate expressed regret over his choice of a burrito for lunch and described “strange rumblings” on the left side of his belly. Senator Larry Craig, undeterred by criticism, remains in the men’s room.

John McCain Maverick

Maverick Senator John McCain’s new campaign poster hopes to draw on the popularity of the new Hulk feature film.

Monseignor Banner

Did you see the photo of Monsignor David Banner reacting to Bush’s visit in the NYTimes today? Yikes indeed.

Trio of Evil

I am beginning to hear rumors that Hillary’s timetable for endorsing Obama is only a clever ruse designed to allow her time to consolidate power and plan for evil.

new_tour_bus.jpg

Hillary’s new tour bus.

myanmar1.jpg

Hillary ‘appears’ in Myanmar.

April 1, 2008

2008 In Pictures (Click on the Thumbnail to see a larger image)

Filed under: America Squats — Jimmy McSquats @ 00:01

jenna_oreilly.jpg

@#$% it! I’ll do it live! The ‘No Spin Zone’ wedding no one wants to talk about.

ojquake.jpg

Earthquake in China: OJ’s got a holiday ham.

lebron_hill.jpg

Lebron James tells Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton to sit her ass down.

mccains.jpg

A scheduling error puts John McCain and McClones together at the same event.

hillary_potato.jpg

Behold the Hillary Potato!

inside_laurabush.jpg

The Pope wonders, What’s going on inside Laura Bush–specifically, what’s up her ass?

pope_mccain.jpg

Pope John McCain I

capitals_mccain.jpg

Coach McCain and those loveable Wash Caps.

megaobama.jpg

Obamania!

amy_dog.jpg

Amy Winehouse recently underwent a court ordered head swap with the world’s first cloned dog.

planting_bushes.jpg

Planting a tree and some pretty Bushes.

hilbritney.jpg

Dateline New Hampshire: Hillary fights back!

britney_kenya.jpg

Party girl and mother, Britney Spears brings peace to Kenya.

 Wright Bush 

Set up a microphone and a podium and he will come.

clemhmadinejad.jpg clemchavez.jpg

Roger Ahmadinejad / Hugo Clemens

satscreen.jpg

You tell me.

billprotest.jpg

Bill Clinton attempts to reconnect with the black community.

mccainhand.jpg

Scary voodoo woman touches Obama with John McCain’s hand.

rustyharden_polarbear.jpg dip.jpg

This one has no name, no ‘larger point’ or hidden meaning. I merged a photo of Rusty Harden (Roger Clemen’s inept lawyer) with a photo of a woman emerging from freezing water during some Polar Bear Club hijinx. Why? Because I can.

chelsea.jpg

Chelsea Clinton shows off her new tattoo.

hilhuck.jpg

Hillabee. Evidence of my own personal Cubist Period.

obama3.jpg

They’re coming to Obama. Find Chelsea and give yourself a prize.

 
hilheadgear.jpg hilclouds.jpg hillbear.jpg madhill.jpg perez_hillary.jpg santa_hill.jpg

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is my muse.

Powered by WordPress